Gag Pouch

Item from Toontown by Disney / Toontown Rewritten Team

Every Toon's essential equipment — a bottomless bag of slapstick weaponry organized into seven tracks of escalating absurdity.

Also known as: Gag Pouch, Gags, Gag Bag

What They Know

Seven gag tracks: Toon-Up (healing), Trap (pre-set damage), Lure (makes Cogs walk into traps/stuns), Sound (hits all), Throw (reliable damage), Squirt (reliable damage), Drop (heavy damage, can miss)
Toon-Up: Feather → Megaphone → Lipstick → Bamboo Cane → Pixie Dust → Juggling Cubes → High Dive
Trap: Banana Peel → Rake → Marbles → Quicksand → Trapdoor → TNT → Railroad
Lure: $1 Bill → Small Magnet → $5 Bill → Big Magnet → $10 Bill → Hypno Goggles → Presentation
Sound: Bike Horn → Whistle → Bugle → Aoogah → Elephant Trunk → Fog Horn → Opera Singer
Throw: Cupcake → Fruit Pie Slice → Cream Pie Slice → Whole Fruit Pie → Whole Cream Pie → Birthday Cake → Wedding Cake
Squirt: Squirting Flower → Glass of Water → Squirt Gun → Seltzer Bottle → Fire Hose → Storm Cloud → Geyser
Drop: Flower Pot → Sandbag → Anvil → Big Weight → Safe → Grand Piano → Toontanic
Every Toon picks 6 of 7 tracks — the unchosen track defines their weakness and their identity