The Vice President

Character from Toontown by Disney / Toontown Rewritten Team

The Senior Vice President of Sales — a two-faced Sellbot boss who holds captured Toons prisoner atop his corporate tower.

The VP runs Sellbot operations with the smooth menace of a sales director who knows the quarterly numbers and doesn't care who gets fired to hit them. He promotes Cogs, assigns territories, and sends them out to make sales — which in Cog terms means converting Toon buildings into grey corporate offices. When he discovers Toon infiltrators in his ranks, his reaction is pure corporate outrage: "Toons! In disguise! Attack!!" He doesn't negotiate. He doesn't monologue. He calls in wave after wave of Cogs and Skelecogs, then rolls out in his tank to finish the job himself. His weakness is absurdly appropriate — Whole Cream Pies thrown at his undercarriage make him dizzy enough to be pushed off his own tower. The crater in the Sellbot HQ courtyard suggests this happens a lot.

Appearance

A towering Boss Cog with binocular-like eyes, oversized teeth, and literally two faces — one smiling, one scowling. Wears a violet Sellbot suit with a white collar and has a white-and-green lightbulb on his head. His lower half is a gear-shaped podium that retracts into a tank on silver treads when the fight gets serious.

Also known as: VP, V.P., Senior VP, Senior Vice President, Sellbot VP

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