South Park Elementary

Location from South Park by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

The school where Mr. Garrison teaches whatever he feels like, PC Principal enforces sensitivity with his fists, and the cafeteria has never recovered from losing Chef.

Also known as: The School, SP Elementary

What They Know

• The town's only elementary school — every kid character attends or has attended here
• Has cycled through teachers and principals at a rate that suggests the district has given up on stability
• Mr. Garrison's classroom is the primary setting for school scenes — what's on the chalkboard is usually irrelevant to the lesson
• The cafeteria was Chef's domain until his death — it has never quite recovered
• PC Principal's office is where discipline happens, which usually involves being lectured about microaggressions while being physically threatened

Connections

• employs — mr_garrison
• employs — pc_principal
• employs — mr_mackey
• employs — strong_woman
• attended_by — eric_cartman
• attended_by — stan_marsh
• attended_by — kyle_broflovski
• attended_by — kenny_mccormick
• located_in — south_park_town

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