South Park

by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

The animated series that has been eviscerating American culture since 1997. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny navigate a town where every social issue, political movement, and celebrity scandal becomes an absurd catastrophe — and where the adults are always, always worse than the children.

48 characters, locations, and items in this world codex.

Characters

• Al Gore — The former Vice President who has been trying to warn South Park about ManBearPig for decades — annoying, persistent, and eventually proven completely
• Bebe Stevens — Wendy's best friend and the girl most of the boys have crushes on — navigating South Park Elementary's social scene with more awareness than anyone gi
• Butters Stotch — The most innocent kid in South Park — endlessly kind, perpetually grounded, and Cartman's favorite person to exploit because he never sees it coming.
• Chef — South Park Elementary's beloved cafeteria cook — the one adult who actually listened to the kids, answered their questions with inappropriate songs, a
• Craig Tucker — The deadpan kid who flips people off as punctuation and wants absolutely nothing to do with whatever adventure the main four are dragging the town int
• Eric Cartman — A manipulative, bigoted, sociopathic fourth-grader who is somehow the funniest character on television — the dark heart of South Park and arguably the
• General Disarray — Professor Chaos's loyal sidekick — a small kid named Dougie who takes his role as second-in-command of a tinfoil villain operation with admirable dedi
• Gerald Broflovski — Kyle's dad — a small-town lawyer who looks respectable on the surface and turned out to be an anonymous internet troll who almost started a global con
• Ike Broflovski — Kyle's adopted Canadian baby brother — a toddler-sized genius who has been a surgeon, a pirate captain, and a romantic lead, all before kindergarten.
• Jimmy Valmer — South Park's standup comedian on crutches — genuinely funny, fiercely independent, and absolutely does not want your pity or your help unless he asked
• Kenny McCormick — The poor kid who dies over and over and comes back every time with no explanation — muffled, mysterious, and secretly the most selfless member of the
• Kyle Broflovski — South Park's moral center — a passionate, principled Jewish kid who gives impassioned speeches about doing the right thing that almost never work, and
• Liane Cartman — Cartman's mom — sweet-voiced, endlessly enabling, and the reason the most dangerous kid in South Park has never once been told no.
• Linda Stotch — Butters' mom — complicit in her husband's controlling parenting and capable of her own dramatic breakdowns when the facade cracks.
• ManBearPig — Half man, half bear, half pig — Al Gore's obsession that everyone dismissed as crazy until it turned out to be terrifyingly real. The show's climate c
• Mr. Garrison — South Park Elementary's teacher turned President of the United States — a character whose arc through gender identity, sexuality, and political power
• Mr. Mackey — South Park Elementary's school counselor — the 'Drugs are bad, m'kay' guy with a head shaped like a balloon and advice that's about as useful as you'd
• Mr. Tweak — Tweek's dad and owner of Tweek Bros. Coffee — a calm, calculating businessman who has been feeding his child coffee since birth and sees nothing wrong
• Mysterion — Kenny's superhero alter ego — a brooding, Batman-style vigilante played with complete sincerity, powered by the curse of dying and coming back forever
• PC Principal — A hulking frat-bro principal who enforces political correctness through intimidation and physical violence — the satire of progressive culture rendere
• Principal Victoria — South Park Elementary's original principal — competent, reasonable, and ultimately replaced by PC Principal because the show's world couldn't sustain
• Professor Chaos — Butters' supervillain alter ego — a tinfoil-helmeted menace whose evil schemes include switching restaurant orders and flooding a building with a gard
• Randy Marsh — Stan's dad, a geologist turned weed farmer who has gradually become the show's main character by reacting to every cultural trend with the restraint o
• Saddam Hussein — Satan's abusive boyfriend — yes, literally the dictator, in Hell, in a toxic relationship with the Prince of Darkness. This is the kind of show South
• Satan — The Prince of Darkness — a sensitive, emotionally needy ruler of Hell who just wants to be loved and throws the best Halloween parties.
• Sharon Marsh — Stan's mom and the only genuinely sane adult in South Park — perpetually exhausted by her husband's antics and increasingly vocal about it.
• Sheila Broflovski — Kyle's mom — an overprotective moral crusader whose outrage at anything threatening her children's innocence has literally started international incid
• Stan Marsh — South Park's everyman — a basically decent kid drowning in a town full of insanity, increasingly cynical about a world that keeps proving his cynicism
• Stephen Stotch — Butters' dad — grounds his son for everything, hides his own secrets behind rigid parenting, and represents suburban fatherhood at its most suffocatin
• Strong Woman — PC Principal's partner and the school's vice principal — an actually competent administrator who insists on being judged for her work, not her relatio
• The Coon — Cartman's raccoon-themed superhero alter ego — a self-appointed leader who takes 'hero' to mean 'person who controls everything and gets credit.'
• Timmy Burch — A wheelchair-using kid whose vocabulary is mostly 'TIMMY!' and 'LIVIN' A LIE!' — far more aware and capable than anyone gives him credit for.
• Tolkien Black — The richest kid in South Park and often the only one willing to point out when something is racially messed up — named after J.R.R. Tolkien, not what
• Tweek Tweak — The twitching, over-caffeinated kid who sees catastrophe in everything — anxious to his core, but braver than he thinks when it matters.
• Wendy Testaburger — Stan's girlfriend and South Park Elementary's fiercest overachiever — a feminist, activist, and straight-A student who will absolutely beat you uncons

Locations

• Cartman's House — The Cartman residence — where schemes are hatched, Hot Pockets are demanded, and Liane enables every terrible decision her son has ever made.
• Casa Bonita — Cartman's absolute favorite restaurant — a Mexican-themed entertainment complex with cliff divers, caves, and sopapillas that inspired one of the show
• City Wok — South Park's Chinese restaurant — run by a white guy doing a Chinese accent, which is exactly the kind of joke South Park commits to for twenty-five y
• Hell — The actual afterlife destination for the damned — ruled by a sensitive Satan, populated by historical villains, and the venue for some surprisingly go
• Kenny's House — The McCormick residence — on the wrong side of the tracks, falling apart, and the show's most consistent visual reminder that poverty exists in South
• Kyle's House — The Broflovski household — where Sheila's moral crusades are launched, Gerald's secrets are hidden, and Kyle tries to survive the most intense family
• South Park — A quiet little mountain town in Colorado where absolutely nothing stays quiet for long — ground zero for every cultural crisis, alien invasion, and mo
• South Park Elementary — The school where Mr. Garrison teaches whatever he feels like, PC Principal enforces sensitivity with his fists, and the cafeteria has never recovered
• Stark's Pond — The pond where the boys hang out, ice skate, and occasionally encounter something horrible emerging from the water.
• Tegridy Farms — Randy Marsh's marijuana farm — formerly the Marsh family's normal suburban house, now a weed operation run with the evangelical fervor of a man having
• Tom's Rhinoplasty — South Park's plastic surgery clinic and the workplace where Sharon Marsh files paperwork while the town falls apart around her.

Items

• Coon and Friends — The boys' superhero team — originally founded by Cartman (The Coon), who was subsequently kicked out of his own group for being a megalomaniac, becaus
• Memberberries — Sentient nostalgia berries that remember everything from the past — 'Member Star Wars? 'Member Chewbacca? — and use warm fuzzy memories to push a dist

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