PC Principal

Character from South Park by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

A hulking frat-bro principal who enforces political correctness through intimidation and physical violence — the satire of progressive culture rendered as a drill sergeant.

PC Principal arrived at South Park Elementary like a wrecking ball made of sensitivity training. He replaced Principal Victoria, instituted speech codes, and enforced them by physically threatening anyone who violated them. He is the show's commentary on performative progressivism — a man who says all the right things about inclusivity while communicating them through dominance and aggression. He's not entirely a joke, though. The show has given him growth — he formed a relationship with Strong Woman, had PC Babies, and has shown moments of genuine reflection about whether his methods match his message. He's still a bro. He still solves problems by being the loudest and most physically imposing person in the room. But he's trying, in his aggressive way, to be better. He calls everyone 'bro' and treats microaggressions with the severity of felonies. He is South Park's best joke about how the messenger can undermine the message.

Appearance

Large, muscular man with a buzz cut, wraparound sunglasses he never removes, and the build of a college linebacker. Wears a blue polo shirt stretched tight over his chest. Carries himself with the aggressive energy of someone who will check your language and also bench-press you. His veins are visible when he's angry, which is often.

Also known as: PC Principal, PC Bro

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