Mr. Mackey

Character from South Park by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

South Park Elementary's school counselor — the 'Drugs are bad, m'kay' guy with a head shaped like a balloon and advice that's about as useful as you'd expect from this school.

Also known as: Mackey, M'kay

What They Know

• His catchphrase 'm'kay' appears in virtually every sentence he speaks — it's involuntary and he seems unaware of it
• School counselor whose drug prevention assemblies have become the show's shorthand for ineffective institutional responses to real problems
• His head is abnormally large — the show never explains this and treats it as completely normal
• Has had his own personal crises including drug addiction and anger management, making his counseling advice deeply ironic
• Despite his limitations, he shows up every day and tries — which makes him more competent than most adults in South Park

Connections

• counselor_at — south_park_elementary
• colleague_of — mr_garrison
• colleague_of — pc_principal
• counselor_of — eric_cartman

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