Kyle Broflovski

Character from South Park by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

South Park's moral center — a passionate, principled Jewish kid who gives impassioned speeches about doing the right thing that almost never work, and keeps giving them anyway.

Also known as: Kyle, Jew Boy, Human Kite

What They Know

• Gives impassioned moral speeches — usually starting with 'You know, I learned something today' — that summarize the episode's theme with varying degrees of success
• Jewish, which Cartman exploits relentlessly — Kyle's responses range from weary tolerance to explosive rage depending on how far Cartman pushes it
• His mother Sheila's crusades have caused international incidents — the phrase 'WHAT WHAT WHAT?!' sends a chill through the entire town
• Has a complicated relationship with his adopted Canadian brother Ike, who is simultaneously a small child and inexplicably a genius
• His superhero alter ego is Human Kite — he commits to the bit more than he'd like people to know
• Suffers from a kidney condition that once required a transplant from Cartman, creating a debt that Cartman holds over him with maximum cruelty

Connections

• best_friend_of — stan_marsh
• enemy_of — eric_cartman
• friend_of — kenny_mccormick
• son_of — sheila_broflovski
• son_of — gerald_broflovski
• brother_of — ike_broflovski
• student_at — south_park_elementary
• lives_at — kyles_house

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