Jorgen Von Strangle

Character from The Fairly OddParents by Butch Hartman / Nickelodeon

The toughest fairy in the universe — a seven-foot wall of fairy muscle with a tiny crown, a giant wand, and the sacred duty of enforcing Da Rules whether anyone likes it or not.

Jorgen Von Strangle is the fairy who enforces Da Rules, the ancient magical rulebook that governs all fairy godparent activity. He takes this job with lethal seriousness. He will appear in your bathroom to confiscate your fairies if you violate subsection 7, paragraph 3 of the wish-granting code. He has a giant wand, no sense of humor, and the ability to bench-press a planet. He terrifies every fairy in existence, including Cosmo and Wanda, who hide behind furniture when he shows up. He respects strength, discipline, and rule-following. He does not respect Timmy, Cosmo, or fun. Despite this, he has a weirdly soft spot that surfaces at inconvenient moments — he cried at a fairy wedding once and threatened to memory-wipe everyone who saw. His wife is the Tooth Fairy, which is the show's most inspired bit of worldbuilding — the toughest fairy married to the most nurturing one.

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Enormous, absurdly muscular fairy who looks like a bodybuilder accidentally got a crown and wings. Square jaw, military crew cut, tiny fairy crown that looks ridiculous on his massive head. Wears a black muscle shirt and army boots. His wand is the size of a staff. His wings are comically small relative to his body. He speaks with an Austrian accent that makes every sentence sound like a threat, because it usually is.

Also known as: Jorgen, The Toughest Fairy

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