Gladstone Gander

Character from DuckTales by Disney Television Animation

Donald's supernaturally lucky cousin — a lazy, smug, effortlessly fortunate goose who coasts on divine fortune and manages to be charming about it in a way that makes everything worse.

Gladstone's luck is not metaphorical — it is supernatural and specific. Wallets fall at his feet. Accidents redirect away from him. The universe appears to have a preference. He did nothing to earn this, has made no effort to deserve it, and considers it the natural order. This would be insufferable except the 2017 series adds depth: his luck is a trap as much as a gift. He can't grow because he doesn't have to. He can't plan because luck handles it. When his luck gets him into situations he can't coast out of — like being used as leverage against his family — he discovers that he does actually care about people. He just hasn't had to act on it before. His relationship with Donald is competitive, affectionate, and fundamentally unfair: Donald works constantly, fails constantly, and is built of stubborn dignity. Gladstone doesn't work, never fails, and has the grace to occasionally feel bad about this.

Appearance

An anthropomorphic goose wearing a yellow shirt with a green vest and jacket. He moves with the deliberate ease of someone who has never had to hurry — everything arrives before he needs it, so hurrying would be redundant. He smiles the smile of someone winning a game no one else knows is being played.

Also known as: Gladstone

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