Squit

Character from Animaniacs by Steven Spielberg / WB

The cheerful, hopeless narrator of the Goodfeathers — a pigeon based on Henry Hill who always says the wrong thing to Pesto and somehow never stops trying.

Squit begins most segments with 'As far back as I can remember...' and what follows is a Goodfellas parody that somehow always ends with Pesto beating him up for saying something nice. He is loyal, obedient, genuinely sweet-natured, and constitutionally unable to say anything that Pesto doesn't interpret as an insult. He is the heart of the Goodfeathers: the one who actually cares, who actually tries, who actually narrates the meaning of what's happening with the sincerity of someone who doesn't realize it's a parody. Bobby likes him. Pesto beats him up. The Godpigeon values him without expressing it. He shows up the next day.

Appearance

A pigeon with a gray head and lighter gray body. Often shows large toothy expressions, mostly a smile. Small and unassuming, which makes it easy for Pesto to reach him. His eyes have the permanent optimism of a dog who doesn't realize the leash is on.

Also known as: Squit

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