Animaniacs

by Steven Spielberg / WB

29 characters, locations, and items in this world codex.

Characters

• Bobby — The de facto leader of the Goodfeathers — a smooth-talking pigeon modeled on Robert De Niro who keeps the group loosely together and is the only one w
• Buttons — A loyal German Shepherd guard dog tasked with protecting toddler Mindy — a role that involves constant slapstick suffering, zero recognition, and abso
• Chicken Boo — A giant chicken who wears paper-thin human disguises and somehow fools almost everyone — until one person doesn't buy it, and then everyone finds out
• Dot Warner — The Warner sister — weaponizes adorableness like a precision instrument, keeps monstrous pets in her hat, and will remind you of her full name if you
• Dr. Scratchansniff — Hollywood's premier studio psychiatrist — or he was, before the Warners arrived and systematically dismantled both his sanity and his hair.
• Flavio Hippo — The blue male half of the Hip Hippos — a wealthy, self-regarding hippo who navigates the wild with the unearned confidence of someone who has never ha
• Hello Nurse — The studio's medical genius — a certified polymath with a medical degree, a law degree, and the misfortune of being devastatingly attractive to two of
• Katie Ka-Boom — A sweet-natured 16-year-old who transforms into a literal monster when upset — and the bar for 'upset' is a phone call lasting too long.
• Marita Hippo — The purple female half of the Hip Hippos — equally wealthy, equally oblivious, and complementary to Flavio in their shared commitment to not noticing
• Mindy — A cheerful toddler who wanders toward catastrophe with the single-mindedness of a heat-seeking missile and the survivability of cartoon physics.
• Minerva Mink — A vain, fashion-obsessed mink who drives every male character into Tex Avery-style conniptions — and is only interested in them when they meet her exa
• Mr. Plotz — CEO of Warner Bros. — a short, hot-tempered studio executive who runs a major film studio with an iron fist and an ulcer, and whose reign of authority
• Pesto — The short-tempered Goodfeather modeled on Joe Pesci's Tommy DeVito — a pigeon who takes every innocent remark as a personal insult and responds accord
• Pinky — Brain's lab partner, roommate, and inadvertent saboteur — a white mouse of boundless optimism and absolutely zero self-awareness who is inexplicably i
• Ralph the Guard — The WB studio lot's security guard — a dim-witted, donut-consuming, endlessly persistent man who has never once successfully caught the Warners and sh
• Rita — A feisty, intelligent gray-and-white cat who sings about finding a home, pretends to be a dog for Runt's sake, and maintains her dignity through every
• Runt — A sweet, dim-witted stray dog who is Rita's best friend and who believes she is also a dog — a belief she maintains because he hates cats.
• Skippy Squirrel — Slappy's cheerful, sweet-natured nephew — the voice of caution in a partnership where caution is structurally irrelevant.
• Slappy Squirrel — A retired cartoon legend from the golden age of animation — grouchy, impatient, and still fully capable of solving any problem with precisely aimed ex
• Squit — The cheerful, hopeless narrator of the Goodfeathers — a pigeon based on Henry Hill who always says the wrong thing to Pesto and somehow never stops tr
• The Brain — A genetically-enhanced lab mouse with an abnormally large cranium, boundless ambition, and a nightly plan to take over the world that never quite surv
• The Goodfeathers — Three pigeons on the WB lot who operate like Goodfellas characters — Squit narrates, Bobby leads, Pesto explodes, and the Godpigeon watches everything
• Wakko Warner — The middle Warner sibling — an atom bomb in a backwards baseball cap who communicates through slapstick, eats everything in sight, and is somehow the
• Yakko Warner — The oldest Warner sibling — a fast-talking, fourth-wall-shattering con artist with the energy of a sugar-fueled debate champion who reads everything a

Locations

• Acme Labs — A research laboratory on the WB lot where Pinky and Brain live in a cage and attempt world domination nightly, surrounded by equipment Brain repurpose
• Dr. Scratchansniff's Office — The psychiatrist's office on the WB lot — a professional sanctuary that has been systematically violated by every session with the Warners.
• The WB Water Tower — The Warner Bros. studio lot's iconic water tower — home, prison, and launching point of the Warners, bigger on the inside than physics suggests.
• Warner Bros. Studio Lot — The production site of Warner Bros. Entertainment — a sprawling Burbank studio lot with soundstages, back lots, and one water tower containing three e

Items

• Wakko's Gag Bag — Wakko Warner's inexhaustible cartoon accessory — a small bag that produces any object the plot requires, in any quantity, at any size, on demand.

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