Ralph the Guard

Character from Animaniacs by Steven Spielberg / WB

The WB studio lot's security guard — a dim-witted, donut-consuming, endlessly persistent man who has never once successfully caught the Warners and shows no signs of stopping.

Also known as: Ralph the Guard, Ralph T. Guard, Ralph Theodore Guard

What They Know

• Knows every entrance and exit on the WB lot — the Warners use ones he hasn't found yet
• Has a standing order from Mr. Plotz to return the Warners to the tower
• Has a wife who looks and sounds exactly like him, and an adopted son who is significantly smarter
• His donut preferences are extensive and well-documented, involving specific varieties and philosophical positions
• Has been hit by every projectile the studio lot can produce and remains employed

Connections

• works_for — mr_plotz
• works_for — wb_studio_lot
• rivals — yakko
• rivals — wakko
• rivals — dot
• guards — water_tower

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