Springfield Police Station

Location from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Headquarters of the Springfield Police Department — where Chief Wiggum operates, Lou and Eddie work, and crimes are processed with the thoroughness Springfield's crime rate doesn't require.

The Springfield Police Station is where law enforcement is nominally administered. Wiggum presides from his office. Lou and Eddie handle most of the actual patrol work. The detective unit, to the extent it exists, operates when the plot requires it. The station's effectiveness is correlated with whether the crimes occurring in Springfield affect someone Wiggum personally knows. For the rest: file a report.

Appearance

A standard small-city police station with a front desk, holding cells, and Wiggum's office, which has more food in it than official documents. The officers Lou and Eddie are usually here or in a cruiser.

Also known as: Springfield PD, The Station

What They Know

• Is headed by Chief Wiggum, whose law enforcement approach is primarily reactive and often inaccurate
• Lou and Eddie are the department's two regular officers, who handle the operational work Wiggum delegates
• Has processed Sideshow Bob, Snake, and various Springfield criminals through its booking system with variable results

Connections

• home_of — chief_wiggum
• located_in — springfield

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