Waylon Smithers

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Mr. Burns's perfectly loyal personal assistant, who manages his boss's schedule, his correspondence, and a complicated internal life that Springfield largely pretends not to notice.

Also known as: Waylon Joseph Smithers Jr., Mr. Smithers

What They Know

• His father Waylon Smithers Sr. was Burns's original assistant who died of radiation poisoning saving Springfield from a nuclear meltdown; Burns never told him
• Maintains Burns's medical, legal, and personal affairs — including a weekly vocal chord scraping that keeps Burns technically alive
• Has a collection of Malibu Stacy dolls and attends their conventions under an assumed name
• Can do a passable impression of Homer Simpson's voice that fools no one

Connections

• works_for — montgomery_burns
• member_of — springfield_nuclear_power_plant
• friend_of — homer_simpson

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