Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox
Springfield's resident action movie star — a musclebound Austrian who plays McBain on screen and is earnest enough about it to miss every joke at his own expense.
Wolfcastle is the Schwarzenegger analog Springfield needs — an action star whose grasp of English phrasing is partial and whose dedication to the role is total. He delivers lines that are clearly intended to be cool with the sincerity of someone who believes them. He has a daughter, Greta, who has appeared as a character. He has been married multiple times. He has the authentic insecurity of someone whose entire self-concept is built on physical capability that ages. His catchphrase 'McBain' and his various action-movie one-liners have become their own parody within the show's universe, which Wolfcastle does not appear to notice.
Enormous, blond, built like a man who takes his physique seriously and would like you to also take it seriously. He wears expensive suits when not in character. As McBain he wears various tactical outfits. His jawline is aggressive.
Also known as: McBain, Melvin Eugene Puny-meyer, Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle