Rainier Wolfcastle

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Springfield's resident action movie star — a musclebound Austrian who plays McBain on screen and is earnest enough about it to miss every joke at his own expense.

Also known as: McBain, Melvin Eugene Puny-meyer, Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle

What They Know

• Stars in the McBain action film series as the titular character — a series that continues regardless of box office results
• Originally from Austria; his film career began with long bratwurst commercials as a child
• Has been married multiple times, including to Mayor Quimby's relative Maria Quimby
• His one-liners are parodies of action movie tropes that he delivers with complete earnestness

Connections

• member_of — springfield
• friend_of — krusty_the_clown

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