Principal Skinner

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Principal of Springfield Elementary: a Vietnam vet, mama's boy, and meticulous disciplinarian locked in permanent escalating battle with Bart Simpson and his own inadequate budget.

Also known as: Seymour Skinner, Principal Skinner

What They Know

• Served as a Green Beret in Vietnam, achieving the rank of sergeant; his PTSD surfaces at inconvenient moments involving loud noises
• His real name may or may not be Armin Tamzarian — the town official forget this and voted to pretend it never happened
• Lives with his mother Agnes in a relationship of complete domestic suffocation that he defends as 'perfectly normal'
• Has been suspended, fired, and rehired multiple times; his record with Superintendent Chalmers is an ongoing negotiation between competence and catastrophe

Connections

• leads — springfield_elementary
• rivals — bart_simpson
• works_for — superintendent_chalmers
• friend_of — edna_krabappel
• member_of — springfield_elementary

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