Ned Flanders

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Homer's next-door neighbor: a devout, relentlessly cheerful Christian who owns the Leftorium and represents the maddening persistence of genuine goodness in a town that doesn't deserve it.

Also known as: Nedward Flanders Jr., Neighborino, Stupid Flanders

What They Know

• Owns the Leftorium, a shop in Springfield Mall specializing entirely in left-handed products — the business is improbably successful
• Grew up in New York with 'freaky beatnik' parents who refused to discipline him; a psychiatrist fixed this with eight months of continuous spanking
• Graduated from Oral Roberts University and worked in pharmaceutical sales for years before opening the Leftorium
• Maintains a bible collection in multiple translations, a bomb shelter stocked with supplies for Springfield's repeated disasters, and genuinely forgives Homer after every incident

Connections

• parent_of — rod_flanders
• parent_of — todd_flanders
• friend_of — homer_simpson
• friend_of — marge_simpson
• friend_of — reverend_lovejoy
• member_of — springfield_mall
• located_in — 744_evergreen_terrace

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