Hans Moleman
Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox
Springfield's unluckiest resident — a tiny, mole-like man of indeterminate extreme age who dies repeatedly by various means and is always back the next week.
Also known as: Ralph Melish, Hans Moleman
What They Know
- His short film 'Man Getting Hit by Football' won the audience award at the Springfield Film Festival over legitimate competition
- His age is listed officially as 31 in one episode, which is clearly not accurate; the show has never resolved this
- Has died by enough means to fill a compilation that circulates among fans; always returns unharmed
- Was once the mayor of Springfield, briefly, in an election result that Springfield forgot about
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