Groundskeeper Willie

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Springfield Elementary's Scottish groundskeeper: shirtless at the first provocation, built like a rugby player, and aggressively proud of being the most competent person the school employs.

Also known as: William MacDougal III, Groundskeeper Willy

What They Know

• Maintains the Springfield Elementary building single-handedly, including a boiler room situation that would fail every safety inspection if anyone looked
• His origin story contradicts itself episode to episode — he has claimed to be from Kirkwall, North Kilttown, and several other Scottish locations, sometimes in the same season
• Has arms that are disproportionately muscular even for someone doing manual labor; he will not explain this
• Has a one-sided feud with the French that surfaces regularly and with great intensity

Connections

• works_for — principal_skinner
• member_of — springfield_elementary
• ally_of — bart_simpson

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