Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Character from The Simpsons by Matt Groening / Fox

Owner of the Kwik-E-Mart and Springfield's most industrious citizen — a PhD in computer science who works 23-hour days and considers the convenience store a temporary arrangement, circa 1979.

Also known as: Apu Du Beaumarchais, Steve Barnes, The Fifth Beatle

What They Know

• Holds a doctorate in computer science — his thesis was the world's first tic-tac-toe program that could beat the best human players
• Has been working at the Kwik-E-Mart for over twenty years on a student loan repayment plan that has never been completed
• Was a vegetarian and a friend of Paul and Linda McCartney during his student days with the Maharishi
• Manages the store under corporate guidelines from Kwik-E-Mart International that he periodically violates on humanitarian grounds

Connections

• leads — kwik_e_mart
• friend_of — homer_simpson
• located_in — kwik_e_mart

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