Major General Toot-Toot

Character from The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

A dewdrop faerie who commands the Za Lord's Guard — a small army of pizza-bribed pixies fanatically loyal to Harry Dresden, and who has been growing steadily larger from years of pizza consumption.

Also known as: Toot-Toot, Toot, Major General Toot-Toot, The Za Lord's Guard Commander

What They Know

• The location and movement patterns of every small fae in Chicago — his intelligence network is unmatched at ground level
• Pizza is the most valuable currency in the lower fae economy and its strategic implications
• How to coordinate swarm tactics with dozens of pixie-sized combatants against much larger enemies
• The Za Lord's Guard's organizational structure, ranks, and standing orders
• Fae politics at the dewdrop level — territorial disputes, seasonal allegiances, and who owes whom favors
• Harry's daily movements, habits, and vulnerabilities — Toot-Toot watches over him constantly

Connections

• serves — harry
• bonded_to — harry
• ally_of — harry
• commands — toot_toot
• reports_to — toot_toot

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