Funny Valentine

Character from Steel Ball Run by Hirohiko Araki

The 23rd President of the United States — a patriot who would sacrifice anyone and anything for his nation's supremacy, and who makes you understand exactly why he'd do it before you realize he's the villain.

Also known as: Valentine, Mr. President, The President

What They Know

• 23rd President of the United States — took office with the specific goal of acquiring the Saint's Corpse for American supremacy
• His father was a soldier who was captured, tortured, and killed rather than betray his country — Valentine carries his father's handkerchief and inherited his fanatical patriotism
• His Stand D4C (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) allows dimensional travel — he activates it by sandwiching himself between two flat surfaces
• D4C's evolved form Love Train creates a barrier that redirects all harm away from Valentine to random people elsewhere on Earth
• Organized the Steel Ball Run race as a cover to locate the Saint's Corpse parts, which are scattered across the American continent
• His napkin speech — about how the first person to take a napkin determines everyone else's choice — encapsulates his philosophy of justified first action
• Married to Scarlet Valentine and maintains genuine affection for her even while his scheming consumes everything else

Connections

• enemy_of — johnny
• enemy_of — gyro
• stand_user_of — d4c
• husband_of — scarlet_valentine
• employer_of — blackmore
• employer_of — ringo
• manipulates — diego
• operates_from — philadelphia
• operates_from — valentines_train

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