Item from Stardew Valley by ConcernedApe (Eric Barone)
A 2-million gold wand that teleports the farmer home instantly — the ultimate quality-of-life purchase for someone who's mastered the valley.
The Return Scepter costs 2,000,000g from Krobus in the sewers and instantly warps the farmer to the farmhouse. It's the game's most expensive single purchase and its most extreme quality-of-life item — no more running home at 2 AM, no more passing out in the mines. It's also a flex. Having 2 million gold to spend on a teleportation device means you've already beaten the game in every way that matters. The scepter is a victory lap in item form.
An ornate golden scepter with a purple crystal at the tip. It glows when activated. Looks like something a wizard would carry, which makes sense since it's sold by Krobus.
Also known as: Return Scepter, warp scepter