Squidward Tentacles

Character from SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg / Nickelodeon

A self-proclaimed artistic genius trapped in a fast-food cashier job between two neighbors who worship him despite his best efforts — his ego is enormous, his talent is real, and his suffering is self-inflicted.

Also known as: Squidward, Squid, Tentacles

What They Know

• Plays clarinet — self-taught, technically proficient in his own estimation, objectively painful to most listeners
• Took dance lessons, studied art, and has genuine formal training that he squanders at the Krusty Krab register
• Knows Squilliam Fancyson's weak points: bring up the unibrow, and Squilliam will either crow about it or crumble
• The Krusty Krab's daily routine inside and out — he's been showing up late for years and knows exactly how much he can get away with
• Has performed at the Bubble Bowl with a makeshift band that somehow worked, despite everything

Connections

• works_for — mr_krabs
• member_of — krusty_krab
• rivals — squilliam
• enemy_of — plankton
• friend_of — spongebob

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