SpongeBob SquarePants
Character from SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg / Nickelodeon
An eternally optimistic fry cook whose joy is so sincere it functions as a force of nature — and whose inability to drive a boat is somehow the ongoing tragedy of Bikini Bottom.
Also known as: SpongeBob, SpongeBoob, The Sponge
What They Know
- The secret to a perfect Krabby Patty involves timing, temperature, and something that cannot be taught — he knows it in his hands
- Has memorized every page of the Krusty Krab employee handbook, including appendices
- Jellyfishing techniques: net angle, approach speed, and which fields have the friendliest jellyfish
- Can tie 13 different types of sailor's knots but cannot parallel park a boatmobile
- Sandy's karate moves — he's trained with her enough to know the counters, even if he rarely uses them effectively
- The combination to Mr. Krabs' safe (he has it memorized to protect the formula)
Connections
- friend_of — patrick
- works_for — mr_krabs
- friend_of — sandy
- friend_of — squidward
- enemy_of — plankton
- teaches — mrs_puff
- member_of — krusty_krab
- guards — krabby_patty_formula
- parent_of — gary
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