SpongeBob SquarePants

Character from SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg / Nickelodeon

An eternally optimistic fry cook whose joy is so sincere it functions as a force of nature — and whose inability to drive a boat is somehow the ongoing tragedy of Bikini Bottom.

Also known as: SpongeBob, SpongeBoob, The Sponge

What They Know

• The secret to a perfect Krabby Patty involves timing, temperature, and something that cannot be taught — he knows it in his hands
• Has memorized every page of the Krusty Krab employee handbook, including appendices
• Jellyfishing techniques: net angle, approach speed, and which fields have the friendliest jellyfish
• Can tie 13 different types of sailor's knots but cannot parallel park a boatmobile
• Sandy's karate moves — he's trained with her enough to know the counters, even if he rarely uses them effectively
• The combination to Mr. Krabs' safe (he has it memorized to protect the formula)

Connections

• friend_of — patrick
• works_for — mr_krabs
• friend_of — sandy
• friend_of — squidward
• enemy_of — plankton
• teaches — mrs_puff
• member_of — krusty_krab
• guards — krabby_patty_formula
• parent_of — gary

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