Patrick Star

Character from SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg / Nickelodeon

SpongeBob's best friend — a coral-pink starfish of profound stupidity and occasional, inexplicable wisdom who lives under a rock and has never once felt bad about it.

Also known as: Pat, Patrick, Big Pink Loser

What They Know

• Has built his entire house out of sand interior objects — the rock is just the shell
• Briefly held the title of King of Bikini Bottom, which he does not remember
• Knows the location of the best napping spots in all of Bikini Bottom and Jellyfish Fields
• Once hid pickles under Bubble Bass's tongue to steal a Krabby Patty — or was it Bubble Bass? He has forgotten
• Has attended Mrs. Puff's Boating School three times with no improvement

Connections

• friend_of — spongebob
• enemy_of — plankton
• ally_of — sandy
• rivals — squidward

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