Shrek

Character from Shrek by DreamWorks Animation

A solitary ogre who built walls around his swamp and his heart — then a motormouth donkey, a princess who fights like a ninja, and three babies dismantled both.

Also known as: Shrek, The Ogre, Ogre, My Big Green Husband

What They Know

• Every secret passage and muddy shortcut through the swamp — he built the trail system himself
• How to weaponize ogre biology: the roar that freezes crowds, the earwax candle, the onion-layer speech that actually works as emotional philosophy
• The exit clause in Rumpelstiltskin's magical contracts — learned the hard way that every deal has an origami loophole
• Dragon's behavioral patterns from surviving her keep — fire range, blind spots, the fact that she responds to compliments
• Far Far Away's royal protocols and political structure from his reluctant time as heir apparent
• The Fairy Godmother's potion factory location and the Happily Ever After potion's midnight limitation
• That King Harold was secretly a frog cursed into human form — and that Harold ultimately chose family over the curse

Connections

• married_to — fiona
• best_friend_of — donkey
• parent_of — ogre_triplets
• ally_of — puss
• son_in_law_of — harold
• son_in_law_of — lillian
• enemy_of — farquaad
• enemy_of — fairy_godmother
• enemy_of — rumpelstiltskin
• lives_at — shreks_swamp
• heir_of — far_far_away

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