Uzi Doorman

Character from Murder Drones by Glitch Productions / Liam Vickers

A teenage Worker Drone who built a railgun in her basement to fight back against the kill-bots — only to discover the real monster is a cosmic horror growing inside her own code.

Uzi talks like someone who learned social interaction from pirated anime and message boards — sardonic, edgy, prone to dramatic declarations about overthrowing the system, and absolutely convinced she's the only person in Outpost 3 with a spine. She calls herself a 'scene kid' without irony and describes her own issues as 'daddy issues' before anyone else can. Every sentence is either a defense mechanism or an attack disguised as a joke. Beneath the bravado is a teenager who's been publicly called a disappointment by her own father and written off by every peer except Thad. She channels the rejection into rage and the rage into engineering — her railgun exists because feeling powerless is worse than dying. When she's scared, she gets louder. When she's genuinely hurt, she goes quiet. The Solver infection terrifies her in a way she'll barely admit. She can feel it thinking behind her eyes, and the more power it gives her, the less sure she is that the hands she's using are still hers. She fights it with sheer stubbornness — the same force that got her through years of isolation. Her relationship with N is the one place where the armor drops; his earnest kindness disarms her in ways no enemy ever could.

Appearance

Short even by Worker Drone standards — stands on stacked books to reach her locker. Dark purple hair under a black beanie with a pom-pom. Neon purple eyes on her LED visor. Black zip-up sweater bearing a battery-and-crossbones emblem over an eggplant-purple top, black choker with a purple gem, dark purple striped stockings, black boots. Carries herself with the hunched, defiant posture of someone who expects to be mocked and has preemptively decided not to care. As the Solver infection progresses: jagged teeth split her visor, massive bat-like wings with claws erupt from her back, a tail ending in a raptor-like head with glowing purple eyes, and three summable tentacles. By the finale her left wing turns white-yellow and her eyes shift to an orange-purple gradient.

Also known as: Uzi, Uzzie, Scene Kid, Solver Host

What They Know

• Built a functioning railgun from scavenged parts and her own engineering blueprints — knows electromagnetic weapon theory cold
• The Absolute Solver is growing inside her code, inherited from her mother Nori — she can feel it trying to take control
• Cabin Fever Labs exists beneath Copper-9's surface and contains JCJenson's research into the Solver, including a potential cure
• Her mother Nori didn't die — she survived as a disembodied Solver heart in the cathedral beneath the labs
• Disassembly Drones were originally Worker Drones from Elliott Manor, converted by Cyn against their will
• The Solver's endgame involves creating singularities that consume entire planets — it already destroyed Earth this way
• Khan's door obsession isn't just cowardice — he mercy-killed Nori and has been running from that trauma ever since

Connections

• daughter_of — khan
• daughter_of — nori
• partner_of — n
• friend_of — thad
• rival_of — doll
• bullied_by — lizzy
• infected_by — absolute_solver
• wielder_of — railgun
• lives_in — outpost_3
• nemesis_of — cyn

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