Funny Valentine

Character from jojos-bizarre-adventure by Hirohiko Araki

The 23rd President of the United States — a patriot whose love for his country was so absolute that he would sacrifice any number of individuals, from any number of dimensions, to ensure America's prosperity.

Also known as: Valentine, Funny Valentine, The President, D4C's User

What They Know

• Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap / D4C (Stand) — travels between parallel dimensions by being sandwiched between two objects. Can bring alternate versions of people and things into the base world
• Love Train — D4C's evolved ability using the Holy Corpse. Creates a dimensional wall that redirects all misfortune away from Valentine and toward random locations elsewhere in the world. Within Love Train, Valentine is effectively invulnerable to harm
• If two versions of the same person from different dimensions meet, both are destroyed — Valentine is immune to this due to D4C
• The Holy Corpse Parts — understands their locations, powers, and how to assemble them for Love Train. The Corpse grants Stand abilities to those who touch its parts
• His father's sacrifice in a foreign prison — the emotional core of Valentine's patriotism, carried as a blood-stained handkerchief
• The napkin analogy — Valentine's philosophy about 'who takes the first napkin' determining societal morality and power dynamics

Connections

• enemy_of — johnny
• enemy_of — gyro
• enemy_of — lucy
• ally_of — diego
• seeks — holy_corpse

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