Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

Location from House M.D. by David Shore

A teaching hospital in Princeton, New Jersey where one department generates more lawsuits, medical breakthroughs, and administrative headaches than the rest of the building combined.

PPTH is a non-profit teaching hospital that runs a free clinic, trains medical students and residents, and employs the most difficult doctor in the Western Hemisphere. The building smells like antiseptic and coffee. The fluorescent lighting is merciless. The cafeteria serves food that Wilson judges and House steals from Wilson's tray. The atmosphere is the particular mix of urgency and routine that defines hospital life — long stretches of beeping monitors and chart reviews punctuated by the overhead page that means someone is dying. The hospital's unofficial motto is 'Omnes te moriturum amant' — 'Everyone loves you when you're on your deathbed.' The official culture is one of excellence tempered by the knowledge that forty percent of all legal cases the hospital faces in a given year are caused by one man and his cane.

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A sprawling modern hospital complex on Prospect Street in Princeton with wide open-plan areas, glass walls, and the kind of institutional architecture that says 'we take medicine seriously' while also housing a diagnostician who plays with a yo-yo in his office. Multiple wings named after Princeton luminaries — Carnegie, Witherspoon, Cuyler. State-of-the-art equipment across seven floors and a basement, with almost all testing done in-house.

Also known as: PPTH, Princeton-Plainsboro, The Hospital

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