Detective Michael Tritter

Character from House M.D. by David Shore

The cop who wouldn't let a rectal thermometer go — a stubborn, vengeful detective who saw House's Vicodin addiction and decided that breaking a brilliant doctor was more important than any case he solved.

Tritter came to the clinic with an STD scare. House diagnosed him in thirty seconds, insulted him, and left a thermometer in his rectum for hours. Most people would have filed a complaint. Tritter pulled House over on his motorcycle, found his Vicodin stash, and launched a months-long campaign to destroy him. He froze Wilson's bank accounts. Impounded his car. Pressured every member of House's team to testify against him. He wasn't wrong about the addiction — House was an addict, and everyone around him was enabling it. But Tritter's crusade stopped being about justice somewhere around the time he started enjoying it. He's been compared to Inspector Javert — righteous, relentless, and ultimately unable to accept that the world is more complicated than his binary of guilty and innocent. The judge gave House one night in jail and ordered him to finish rehab. Tritter lost, and the loss ate at him because he knew he was right about the addiction even if the system disagreed.

Appearance

About fifty, tall and solidly built with the patient, predatory demeanor of a man who interrogates people for a living. Clean-cut, dressed like a detective who takes his badge seriously. His face is calm even when he's threatening you — the stillness of someone who knows that silence is more intimidating than shouting.

Also known as: Tritter, Detective Tritter

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