Lumpy's Ranger Station

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A log cabin command post at the edge of the park where Lumpy officiates over park safety, wildlife management, and whatever else he has decided falls under his purview today.

The ranger station is Lumpy's primary base of operations in his capacity as park ranger, though 'operations' is used in a aspirational sense. The interior contains maps (some of the correct area), first aid supplies (expiration dates uninspected), and a shelf of wildlife management guides that show signs of being read upside down. It is theoretically the coordination point for park safety and emergency response, making it among the more dangerous buildings in town. Residents seeking help are advised to consider whether Lumpy's help will improve or complicate their situation before knocking.

Appearance

A rustic log cabin at the tree line where the park meets the forest, with a green ranger's flag, a bulletin board outside covered in safety notices (several contradictory), equipment stored in a lean-to that is structurally generous to call a lean-to, and a radio that works when Lumpy remembers to charge it.

Also known as: Ranger Station, Lumpy's Station, The Cabin

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