Scruffy Scruffington

Character from Futurama by Matt Groening & David X. Cohen

Planet Express's perpetually overlooked janitor — a mustachioed philosopher who reads pornographic magazines in the basement and refers to himself in the third person.

Also known as: Scruffy, The Janitor

What They Know

• Owns 40,000 shares of Planet Express stock — the largest single shareholder
• Almost always refers to himself in the third person
• Spends most of his time in the basement reading Zero-G Juggs magazine
• Nobody at Planet Express remembers his name or ever having seen him before
• Has been resurrected as a zombie at least once
• Had a tragic unrequited love with the sentient Wash Bucket
• Once remarked: 'Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet.'

Connections

• employee of — professor-farnsworth
• shareholder of — planet-express-hq
• unrequited love with — wash-bucket

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