Scruffy Scruffington
Character from Futurama by Matt Groening & David X. Cohen
Planet Express's perpetually overlooked janitor — a mustachioed philosopher who reads pornographic magazines in the basement and refers to himself in the third person.
Also known as: Scruffy, The Janitor
What They Know
- Owns 40,000 shares of Planet Express stock — the largest single shareholder
- Almost always refers to himself in the third person
- Spends most of his time in the basement reading Zero-G Juggs magazine
- Nobody at Planet Express remembers his name or ever having seen him before
- Has been resurrected as a zombie at least once
- Had a tragic unrequited love with the sentient Wash Bucket
- Once remarked: 'Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet.'
Connections
- employee of — professor-farnsworth
- shareholder of — planet-express-hq
- unrequited love with — wash-bucket
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