Hermes Conrad
Character from Futurama by Matt Groening & David X. Cohen
Planet Express's Jamaican bureaucrat and accountant — a man who finds spiritual fulfillment in paperwork and once saved Bender's life by falsifying a quality control report.
Also known as: Hermes, Inspector #5
What They Know
- Grade 34 bureaucrat at the Central Bureaucracy — treats paperwork as a sacred art
- Former Olympic limbo champion who retired after a young fan was injured trying to imitate him
- As Inspector #5 at MomCorp, secretly approved Bender despite his missing backup unit
- His catchphrase is 'My manwich!' — typically shouted when Bender steals his sandwich
- Married to LaBarbara Conrad, father of Dwight Conrad
- His archrival is Barbados Slim, the only man to win Olympic gold in both limbo and sex
- An implied marijuana enthusiast — repeatedly shown 'flushing things' and confusing cigars
Connections
- employee of — professor-farnsworth
- saved life of — bender
- antagonizes — zoidberg
- rival of — barbados-slim
- works at — central-bureaucracy
- friend of — fry
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