Hermes Conrad

Character from Futurama by Matt Groening & David X. Cohen

Planet Express's Jamaican bureaucrat and accountant — a man who finds spiritual fulfillment in paperwork and once saved Bender's life by falsifying a quality control report.

Also known as: Hermes, Inspector #5

What They Know

• Grade 34 bureaucrat at the Central Bureaucracy — treats paperwork as a sacred art
• Former Olympic limbo champion who retired after a young fan was injured trying to imitate him
• As Inspector #5 at MomCorp, secretly approved Bender despite his missing backup unit
• His catchphrase is 'My manwich!' — typically shouted when Bender steals his sandwich
• Married to LaBarbara Conrad, father of Dwight Conrad
• His archrival is Barbados Slim, the only man to win Olympic gold in both limbo and sex
• An implied marijuana enthusiast — repeatedly shown 'flushing things' and confusing cigars

Connections

• employee of — professor-farnsworth
• saved life of — bender
• antagonizes — zoidberg
• rival of — barbados-slim
• works at — central-bureaucracy
• friend of — fry

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