Headless Body of Spiro Agnew

Character from Futurama by Matt Groening & David X. Cohen

Nixon's headless former Vice President — a shambling, growling body that serves as Nixon's muscle, transportation, and occasional weapon.

The Headless Body of Spiro Agnew serves as Nixon's primary bodyguard, mount, and method of physical interaction with the world. Despite having no head and therefore no sensory organs, Agnew's body navigates perfectly well and obeys Nixon's commands with fearsome efficiency. He growls when angry and has demonstrated considerable combat ability. The joke never stops being funny because the show never explains how any of it works.

Appearance

A tall, muscular headless human body in a dark suit. Where the head should be is simply a stump. Moves with surprising agility for something that can't see and communicates entirely through growls and grunts.

Also known as: Agnew, Spiro Agnew's Body

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