Blooregard Q. Kazoo
Character from fosters-home by Craig McCracken / Cartoon Network
A selfish, scheming, endlessly entertaining blue blob who is somehow Mac's best friend — the loudest argument against the idea that imaginary friends reflect their creators, and also the strongest proof of it.
Also known as: Bloo, Blooregard, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Blue
What They Know
- Every angle for getting out of chores, rules, and responsibilities at Foster's — he's mapped every loophole in Herriman's bureaucracy
- Mac's sugar weakness and exactly how to exploit or avoid it depending on the situation
- If Mac stops visiting daily, Bloo becomes eligible for adoption — this is the sword hanging over everything
- The house's best hiding spots for contraband, stolen food, and evidence of schemes gone wrong
- He was created when Mac was three — he is, in a very real sense, the embodiment of a toddler's emotional needs given permanent physical form
- Paddle ball techniques that border on the supernatural
- How to talk his way into and out of situations that no reasonable person would attempt
Connections
- created_by — mac
- roommate_of — wilt
- roommate_of — eduardo
- roommate_of — coco
- antagonizes — herriman
- antagonizes — frankie
- adored_by — berry
- located_at — fosters_home
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