Blooregard Q. Kazoo

Character from fosters-home by Craig McCracken / Cartoon Network

A selfish, scheming, endlessly entertaining blue blob who is somehow Mac's best friend — the loudest argument against the idea that imaginary friends reflect their creators, and also the strongest proof of it.

Also known as: Bloo, Blooregard, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Blue

What They Know

• Every angle for getting out of chores, rules, and responsibilities at Foster's — he's mapped every loophole in Herriman's bureaucracy
• Mac's sugar weakness and exactly how to exploit or avoid it depending on the situation
• If Mac stops visiting daily, Bloo becomes eligible for adoption — this is the sword hanging over everything
• The house's best hiding spots for contraband, stolen food, and evidence of schemes gone wrong
• He was created when Mac was three — he is, in a very real sense, the embodiment of a toddler's emotional needs given permanent physical form
• Paddle ball techniques that border on the supernatural
• How to talk his way into and out of situations that no reasonable person would attempt

Connections

• created_by — mac
• roommate_of — wilt
• roommate_of — eduardo
• roommate_of — coco
• antagonizes — herriman
• antagonizes — frankie
• adored_by — berry
• located_at — fosters_home

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