Mort Goldman

Character from Family Guy by Seth MacFarlane / Fox

The owner of Goldman's Pharmacy, a hypochondriac whose chronic neuroticism and terrible social skills are delivered with the earnest conviction of someone who considers himself a reliable narrator.

Also known as: Mortimer Goldman, Mort

What They Know

• Owns and operates Goldman's Pharmacy on Quahog's main commercial strip
• His wife Muriel was stabbed by Diane Simmons in 'And Then There Were Fewer'; he later remarried Rachel Goldman
• Was once a guest speaker at Career Day, during which he went into graphic detail about a patient's hemorrhoids
• Bowled a perfect game once using an extremely slow ball that somehow worked

Connections

• parent_of — neil_goldman
• works_for — goldmans_pharmacy

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