Character from Elden Ring by FromSoftware
The eternal coward and con artist of the FromSoft universe — bald, scheming, and perpetually one kick away from sending you off a cliff before groveling for mercy.
Patches is the one constant across FromSoft's multiverse — a lying, thieving, cowardly trickster who somehow survives every apocalypse. In the Lands Between he lurks in Murkwater Cave, luring adventurers to treasure chests that teleport them to death traps. When confronted, he surrenders instantly, begs for his life with practiced sincerity, and sets up shop selling you overpriced goods. He kicks you off a cliff at Mt. Gelmir. He betrays you in Volcano Manor. He shows up at the Shaded Castle with another scheme. And yet there's something almost admirable about his consistency — in a world of gods and madness, Patches just wants to steal your stuff and live another day.
Bald, wiry, with a sharp face permanently set to a scheming grin. Light leather armor, a spear he barely knows how to use, and the posture of someone always calculating the nearest exit.
Also known as: Patches, Patches the Untethered