Earnest Jones

Character from Bully by Rockstar Vancouver

The self-proclaimed king of the Nerds — a bitter, brilliant kid whose resentment of the social order is matched only by his willingness to be just as petty and power-hungry as the people he claims to be better than.

Also known as: Earnest, Jones

What They Know

• How to build improvised weapons from school supplies — spud guns, stink bombs, bottle rocket launchers
• The observatory's defensive layout, including the booby-trapped approaches that keep other cliques out
• Every slight, insult, and swirlie he's received since freshman year, cataloged with dates and perpetrators
• The Preppies' financial corruption and the Jocks' grade-fixing scandals — ammunition he hoards for leverage
• That Jimmy Hopkins is the first non-Nerd to treat them like people, which is why the Nerds eventually side with him
• Enough about military history and strategy to be dangerous in a schoolyard war — if his troops weren't physically outmatched

Connections

• defeated_by — jimmy
• leads — thad
• leads — algie
• leads — melvin
• obsessed_with — mandy
• rivals — ted
• rivals — derby
• harasses — mandy
• ally_of — beatrice
• manipulated_by — gary

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