Dr. Crabblesnitch

Character from Bully by Rockstar Vancouver

Bullworth Academy's principal — an authoritarian blowhard who runs the school with rigid discipline and zero awareness, punishing symptoms while being completely blind to the disease.

Also known as: Crabblesnitch, The Principal, Dr. Crabblesnitch

What They Know

• Bullworth Academy's disciplinary code, which he enforces rigidly and without context
• The school's donor families — Harrington, Spencer — and the political necessity of keeping them happy
• How to deliver a stern lecture that sounds authoritative while saying absolutely nothing useful
• That his school has 'a few behavioral challenges' — his euphemism for systematic institutional failure
• Enough about Gary Smith's file to have seen the warning signs and not enough self-awareness to have acted on them

Connections

• runs — bullworth_academy
• expelled — zoe
• employs — hattrick
• employs — galloway
• employs — philips
• employs — burton
• expelled — edgar
• disciplines — jimmy

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