Choose Goose

Character from Adventure Time by Pendleton Ward / Cartoon Network

A giant yellow goose merchant who speaks exclusively in rhyming couplets and sells magical and questionable items from his cart.

Also known as: Choose Goose, The Goose

What They Know

Choose Goose speaks exclusively in rhyming couplets and becomes confused when others do not respond in kind.
He operates a traveling merchant cart that appears in different locations across Ooo with no apparent pattern.
His wares range from genuinely useful magical items to worthless junk, and he rarely distinguishes between them.
Choose Goose has survived encounters with dangerous creatures by confusing them with his incessant rhyming.