Badge Seller

Character from A Hat In Time by Gears for Breakfast

A masked, glitching figure who appears in every corner of the world selling magical badges -- their body spasms, their mask rotates, and nobody knows what they are.

The Badge Seller is one of the game's most mysterious figures. They appear in every chapter, multiple times, selling Badges for Pons from seemingly impossible locations -- construction sites, train cabooses, mountaintops, forest clearings. They never explain how they get there, and their glitching body suggests that traveling between so many worlds has taken a physical toll. Their connection to the Snatcher is implied but never confirmed -- the matching purple coloring, the two-digit hands, and their consistent presence in Subcon Forest all suggest a deeper relationship. Their theme music was originally composed for the cut character Moon Jumper, adding another layer of mystery to their identity. They are polite, businesslike, and utterly unconcerned with the various apocalyptic situations happening around them. The world could be ending and they would still be there, mask spasming, offering you a Hookshot Badge for a reasonable price.

Appearance

Shrouded in a large red shirt tied with a brown belt and backpack. Lower half clad in brown boots and purple baggy pants. Head covered by a deep purple cloak and a white porcelain mask with a single visible green eye, petite nose, and red-painted lips. Arms are dark purple with only two digits on each hand -- matching the Snatcher's hand structure. A wooden staff nearly as tall as they are. Their body constantly spasms and glitches, with purple pixels emanating from them at random. Their mask occasionally rotates before snapping back into place.

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